BT and Momo both abhor my patchouli lotion. It makes BT want to get as far away from me as possible, and if I pet Momo with my patchouli hand, she is compelled to take the most INTENSE bath of her life. Never have I seen more frenetic and intense bathing from a cat.
But good news! Because the people I work with hate hippies, I think I might be able to use my patchouli lotion as an all-natural lawyer repellent.
Additionally, people at my pottery studio probably won't mind the smell b/c 1.) they are hippies too, and 2.) patchouli pretty much smells like dirt and clay is dirt and it all just makes sense, okay?
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