Mary Worth drama

I think I might have to start reading the Mary Worth comic strip. Like, did you know that Mary Worth totally had a stalker, who kept calling and harassing her while she was trying to eat her tuna casserole and read her Thomas Hardy novel? And then she and her nosy neighbors had to stage an intervention with him because he was being really creepy? And he was all, "Et tu, Brute?" And then he totally drove off a cliff? I mean, did you know Mary Worth was so full of intrigue? I did not.